1. Camouflage Outfits

Maybe for Larry the Cable Guy or some deer hunter who just fell out of his tree perch onto the fairway, but the rest of us should not wear camouflage on the golf course. Same goes for bowling shirts, Hawaiian shirts and baseball and football jerseys.

2. Golf Sandals

Yes, you might be in the bunkers all day, but that still doesn’t give you the right to play golf in sandals. If you like sandals so much, please take up beach volleyball or perhaps frisbee golf. Yes, I know Club Pro Guy (CPG) wears them, but he’s also a Mexican Mini-Tour legend and you’re not.

3. Cowboy Hats

I realize a cowboy hat provides more protection against the sun than a traditional golf cap, but unless you’re a rancher rounding up some cattle or an urban cowboy looking for love in all the wrong places, I highly suggest leaving this legendary lid at home on the hat rack.

4. Flat Brim Caps

Unless you’re trying to squeeze in a quick round before you attend a rap concert, please refrain from wearing these ridiculous looking lids.

5. All White From Head to Toe

If your desire is to look like an ice cream truck driver, house painter or tennis player at Wimbledon, by all means, show up at the golf course in all white.

6. High-Top Golf Shoes

You can thank Rickie Fowler for trying to introduce this fashion statement on to the golf course. Thankfully, it hasn’t caught on. Unless you’re an NBA golf fanatic like J.R. Smith or Stephen Curry, please leave your high-tops at home in your closet.

7. Matching Husband and Wife Outfits

This is the couple that has WAY too much time on their hands. Oh yeah, they also typically own a tricked up golf cart with sheepskin seat covers and a customized license plate that reads “Bob & Madge.”

8. Oversized Golf Shirts

Hey, the 1980s called and they want these shirts back NOW.

9. Logos Gone Crazy

Nothing and I mean nothing is more annoying than the guy who shows up wearing a logo hat, shirt and pants. He’s basically saying, “Hey guys, I played Pebble, Pinehurst and Bandon Dunes and went to the Masters and you poor slugs haven’t been anywhere.”

10. Knickers

Should only be worn by those participating in a hickory stick tournament or by the goofy emcee at a charity golf tournament. Please leave the knickers (plus fours) and the argyle long socks in the closet.